The joy of boys

You know you have boys when you catch yourself saying "Boys, stop talking about your wieners already."

You know you have boys when you are taking a bath and they barge in and proceed to take their pants down and pee on you in the tub while laughing hysterically.

You know you have boys when every passage of gas has a point value.

Welcome to my morning.

Life Quest

"And you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your might. And these words, which I am commanding you today, shall be on your heart; and you shall teach them diligently to your sons and shall talk of them when you sit in your house and when you walk by the way and when you lie down and when you rise up."

Deuteronomy 6:5-7